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Thursday, 27 August 2009

WWW = World Wide Wait

Seorang humoris telah berhasil membuat kepanjangan dari akronim yang biasa disebut-sebut dalam dunia IT. Tentunya, kepanjangan dari setiap huruf yang ada bukanlah perwakilan dari arti akronim yang sebenarnya.

Berikut macam-macam akronim yang beredar, beserta kepanjangannya.

PCMCIA - People Can`t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
SCSI - System Can`t See It
DOS - Defective Operating System
BASIC - Bill`s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM - I Blame Microsoft
DEC - Do Expect Cuts


CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW - World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code


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